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The wild, GothamThe Wild WestHa ha, rideAll you see is the sun, reflecting off of the gunReady for the showdown, that go down at oneSweat on my brow, let's settle it nowI'mma show ...Read Full Lyrics

Yo, mic checkTesting one, two, um, twelveThis is my dance song, can you hear me?Alright, turn my headphones upMy favorite color is red, like the blood shedIn Kurt Cobain's head whe...Read Full Lyrics

I never meant to give you mushrooms girlI never meant to bring you to my worldNow you sitting in the corner cryingAnd now it's my fault, my faultI never meant to give you mushrooms...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know why this world keep turning (Yes man)Round and round(As the world turns we all experience things in life)But I wish it would stop and let me off right now(Trials and t...Read Full Lyrics

Em, what's going on?This is Paul RosenbergYour faithful attorney at lawListen, I listened to the rough copy of your albumAnd uh, you know I just gotta be honest with youCan you ton...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! My name is (what?)My name is (who?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?)My name is (what?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (what?)Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is...Read Full Lyrics

YoMic check (my dick!)Testing, one, two, f*ck(My dick)My nutsMy attitude is worse than NWA's wasI'll battle you over stupid shitAnd dis people who ain't have shit to do with itLike...Read Full Lyrics

The wild, GothamThe Wild WestHa ha, rideAll you see is the sun, reflecting off of the gunReady for the showdown, that go down at oneSweat on my brow, let's settle it nowI'mma show ...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim ShadyThe views and events expressed here are totally fuckedAnd are not necessarily the views of anyoneHowever t...Read Full Lyrics

Justin? It's ZoeUm, Kelly did not have me call, howeverI just listened to Eminem in her carIt is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire lifeAnd I seriously wanna ...Read Full Lyrics