If I Had Lyrics

Just the two of usC'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the beachGrab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seatOh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunkOh that sme...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know why this world keep turning (Yes man)Round and round(As the world turns we all experience things in life)But I wish it would stop and let me off right now(Trials and t...Read Full Lyrics

I never meant to give you mushrooms girlI never meant to bring you to my worldNow you sitting in the corner cryingAnd now its my fault (My fault)I never meant to give you mushrooms...Read Full Lyrics

Yo, yo! Mic check(My dick!)Testing, one, two Ff-f*ck(My dick!) My nutsMy attitude is worse than N-W-A's wasI'll battle you over stupid shit and dis people Who ain't have shit to do...Read Full Lyrics

OkayI am going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like meMic check 1, 2We recording?I'm cancerousSo when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer thisI...Read Full Lyrics

Yo, mic checkTesting one, two, um, twelveThis is my dance song, can you hear me?Alright, turn my headphones upMy favorite color is red, like the blood shedIn Curt Cobain's head whe...Read Full Lyrics

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know, there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldn't stop ...Read Full Lyrics

It's like this and like that and like thisI'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrollin' cornersLookin' for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quartersI'm meaner ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! My name is (what?)My name is (who?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?)My name is (what?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (what?)Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is...Read Full Lyrics

Call this mother fuckerOh f*ck yeahGive em a piece of my mind,A piece of my ass(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)Oh thank youI need to make a collect call(What number?)...Read Full Lyrics