If I Had A Million Dollars Lyrics

Inline bowline, inline bowline Inline bowline, inline bowline First you tie it around your hand You showed me so I would understand It's the handiest knot, It wasn't in the book t...Read Full Lyrics

If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue I suppose, I'd start by removing all my clothes Tie my panty hose around my neck Chorus: I'l...Read Full Lyrics

She fed me strawberries and Freezer-burned ice cream I said "Good-bye I guess" She lifted up her dress And so I must confess We made out one more Time before I left for good She th...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus: I'm in the drink for love And want to drink your love Swimmin' a swim in the suds I want to drink your blood Up like a rocket, down like the rain Back and forth forth like ...Read Full Lyrics

I heard you built an invisible fence What about us, what about your friends? It's difficult not to take offence When you're running into an invisible fence An invisible (invi...Read Full Lyrics

Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy And now I'm kissing you by proxy Hope you don't mind Somewhere someone is dreaming of me Tries to love me, hope you don't mind I love you I...Read Full Lyrics

Urgh! Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on It's only natural! - It's only me! Take it from a fella who's been round the block so many times He knows the only parking spo...Read Full Lyrics

The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there It wasn't long before I lived with her I sang her songs while she dyed my hair Jan...Read Full Lyrics

Look at my mouth, a thin painted line Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine Forever, ever mine Form of a tree, shape of a child I wish I could cry, stuck in a permanent sm...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, Steve Oh, hi Ed Someone left me this "L" and I don't know what to do with it Why don't you put it in the middle of your forehead? Yeah, thanks, no, I'm just kidding It'...Read Full Lyrics