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Casper was a friendly motorcycle,And I have an apartment.26 pictures on the walls.Do you have a place where I can plug my breakfast inTo let it charge up?I'm singin' a song about A...Read Full Lyrics

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I was drivin alongAnd I seen a sign.It had this guy's name on it.Looks like they named a road after him.Dallas North Tollway was his name,Don't know who he was,Don't know where he ...Read Full Lyrics

Chowder, communist chowder.Shampoo city, staring is caring.There is an ice cream revolution inside my notebook.Hey did you know that my VCR got its own apartment?Pair of scissors i...Read Full Lyrics

Goin' to the grocery storeAnd smokin' cigars and playing YahtzeeAt the basketball court.Did you know that Santana has a new song out?And it's called Hairbrush.Flotation device.Litt...Read Full Lyrics

I went to the airport,I went to the theater.Showed up at the arcade,Bought a football ticket.Picked up a nickel,Picked up a nickel,Picked up a nickel.Chewed on some bubble gum.Gave...Read Full Lyrics

I put a carrot in your gas tank,I put cauliflower in you car.I put the cheddar cheese on top of your guitar.I had a nightly news report.Sent it to your dogAnd he took my mom to cou...Read Full Lyrics

I was walkin' alongAnd I didn't know where I was going.I don't think that I was listening to the radio.I was on my way to work one day.Ergonomic stapler.This song isn't about anyth...Read Full Lyrics

Breakfast item.I made a trip down Beltline Road.And it was really crazy.Cuz there was a lot of water fountains.Didn't know what to doWhen it got dark.I thought I needed to fill up ...Read Full Lyrics

Mashed potatoesThe hat is greenI never met a citrus sodaThat I didn't likeThere was a pairOf house shoesThat tried to talk to meEvery dayThey always had problemsWith algebraVacuum ...Read Full Lyrics