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I never thought it could have happened to me.But on the morning of my eldest daughter'sSecond wedding, I blacked out.They said it was just stress, but I don't think soI couldn't re...Read Full Lyrics

When you're lostWhen you're weakWhen you're lonelyYou'll understandWhat it isTo be a manNot the thingsThat they tell youBelieve meThere is no planSo shape your handsInto a sign lik...Read Full Lyrics

My Baby's angry.He's always so angry;He smiles only when he can give me abuse.What's the use.What's the use?The church bells are busted again.And at cakewalk class I'm out of sync....Read Full Lyrics

Do you remember when this was enough?A simple dreamOn and onBigots slow down your life had just begunA simple dreamOn and offDon't forget this yearPlease don't forget this yearShe ...Read Full Lyrics

Well well wellIt seems we're old enough to know, nowAfter years of keeping quietSuddenly everything to us revealsThe answers that for so long were concealedOh, yes she loved you in...Read Full Lyrics

I got warnings from jealous friends;Cases of borrowed clothesAnd a vial of Dramamine from my mother.And she said, "Forget what mom likes'cause things have changed";Taught me how to...Read Full Lyrics

Listen, I'm so unbored:"The magic word is relax."I'll rub Ho-Toi, his god of happiness,The one that came with or without boys.And Make my wish for the day:No more revenge cobbler o...Read Full Lyrics

If you wish to wait until dusk I respect your policy.But by all means, my liege, lay siege, lay siege, or whatever else you might want to call it.WeWould only be restoring to the r...Read Full Lyrics

She tells me about last night and her 103rd first date (she counted).And she counted her pairs of pants again.I've only got 53, minus the ones I've got on.I want a restorative beer...Read Full Lyrics

Emma was walking with Mandeep and JingJing on the second day of Spring.Emma was walking with Mandeep and JingJing on the second day of Spring.She said she was sick of her porch pil...Read Full Lyrics