Intro (Gortengar Trail) Lyrics

{Hey, Lynch.} Yeah. {Have you seen my gerbil?} Hm? {My gerbil, have you seen it?} Uhh.. no? ...Read Full Lyrics

I see you there Behind the glass I drop a quarter in the slot and then I watch as you Shake that ass I watch you grind I watch you dance I show you mine, you show me yours and when...Read Full Lyrics

Pokemon's a silly faze Barney's now just purple haze The Power Rangers lost their will to fight Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky And Oscar's still a grouchy guy And Anima...Read Full Lyrics

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There'...Read Full Lyrics

[Narration] "Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who Just Couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the Nicest Guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, It's Lynch Leave me a message (beep) Pick up, you there, Alright, Dude give me a call, I don't know what happened last night, Just let me know what's going on, I was wasted, D...Read Full Lyrics

There's a man who pedals into danger If you eat chinese food, this guys no stranger He's weaving down the block The man will risk his life to bring you egg rolls Little Asian Man ...Read Full Lyrics

Will you show me your heart? Will you open it wide? Expose the raw nerves Will you let me inside? Can you tear down the wall? For the mortar has dried Will you show me your heart? ...Read Full Lyrics

Lorelei Lorelei had lazy eyes Straight ahead she would stare And still see shit over there with her lazy eyes Anabel Anabel had an odd odd odd smell Cigarettes and gin With some b...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah. You're either gonna like this song, or kick my ass after the show You're the love of my life But it cuts like a knife And I feel that I'm being misled See, I'm a little co...Read Full Lyrics