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It was a beautiful day and everyone was excitedThere was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invitedLuigi stood up and said, listen everyone, I love you guysYou are my best fr...Read Full Lyrics

Rollin' out, motherfuckers, it's the robots in disguiseLed by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never diesCars and vans and planes, fucking construction trucksThey're going undercov...Read Full Lyrics

Aw yeah, it's me, Link again, babyThat's right, I'm backLast time I quested for Zelda I got a little off-trackBut now my confidence is at an all-time highBecause Navi just anointed...Read Full Lyrics

Wow Mario, our band is sounding great!I agree Luigi, we just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the charts.Hm, how about Toad?Yes! Hey Toad, come over here and sing...Read Full Lyrics

My name's Ash Ketchum, babyMy life is back on trackBut I've been in the hospitalSince Pika shot me in the sackAnd I don't know all the new PokémonsYo bro, I can help you with that...Read Full Lyrics

Bonjour, hello, my name is Glass JoeI'm the toughest French boxer that you're ever gonna knowI score a TKO, then drink a fine BordeauxAnd flatten all my opponents like croissant do...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School. You're the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?Yeah, I'm Ken! I like wearing red and making friends. Yay!What's up, I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time in 1982, there were four young ghosts who lived under the iron fist of Pac-Man...He just ate a Power Pellet! Run!Oh no, he's coming!No! Not today, my friends!Inky,...Read Full Lyrics

I am Kratos the Destroyer, I'm the harbinger of deathAll of the gods tremble before me as they draw their final breathIn my first 12 games I murdered every lord the Earth has seenN...Read Full Lyrics

This week on the Atari Mystery Hour: The Pong Paddle Puzzle!Chief, looks like we've got a murder on our hands! One of the Pong Paddles is dead, and the ball is missing!All right th...Read Full Lyrics