Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
She's got trouble with her tubes
If you go past her vagina and her cervix
You will find a completely empty room
Because Jeannie's got a p...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die
Second verse, same as the fi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
K-Mart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
She took me into her lovely home
Called Nicaragua on the phone
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She made enchiladas for me man
I won't takeadvantage of her and
I won't even ask h...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
She's got a place to go when she gets sad
She opens her window and sits on the roof whenever she is feeling bad
She's sick of these rules
And she's sick of this world
And she's tot...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
I wanna tell you what's on my mind
And I wanna bill you for wasted time
And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix
And wasted spit I left there upon your lips
I'm getting used to...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
You're everything I hate and more
So afraid you'll be a bore
So you make up stories, spread gossip and lies
But it's the kind of bullshit that nobody buys
You're a liar, liar fuck...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
I don't wanna call you and take you to the show
I don't wanna go on dates with you
And write you sappy notes
Cause I don't need the hassles
I don't need the headaches too
And I don...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
Mad at the papaer boy that little nerd
Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp
Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun
Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt
Mad a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
You always wanted a real nice lawn
Now your whole back yard is gone
Too bad you tried to cut your grass
Too bad that you ran out of gas
You drank just one too many beers
Now it's i...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel