It Won't Let Us Leave Lyrics

EVIL CHERYLWhy have you disturbed our sleep?Awakened us from our ancient slumber?You will die! Nightmare is before youLike others before you, you're gonna tumbleOne by oneWe're gon...Read Full Lyrics

ASH AND SCOTTWhat the fuck was that?SCOTTYour sister has turned into a zombieASH AND SCOTTWhat the fuck was that?ASHYour girlfriend was a demon tooASH AND SCOTTWhat the fuck was th...Read Full Lyrics

EVIL CHERYL"Why don't you just accept your fate and join us Ashly? Join us!"Don't you wanna join the crew? You'll be dead and evil too.The coolest thing to do is join us.Your life ...Read Full Lyrics

ANNIE"You're right, Ed. How do we know if this guy's even reliable?"JAKE"Reliable?Why you no good, city slickin', over cologned V-Neck sweater wearin' sonofagun, with your flappin'...Read Full Lyrics

JAKEWho’s the world’s most reliable human beingWho’s the one folks call for help with everythingWho’s the one man you can count on when your life is at stakeIt’s good old...Read Full Lyrics

EVIL LINDA"Look who`s evil now!"SCOTT "Ash! Kill her! She`s fuckin' evil!"EVIL CHERYL "Kill her if you can, lover boy!"ASH"Oh, forgive me Linda. I guess I gotta go what I gotta do"...Read Full Lyrics

SCOTT"Ash, death is a bitch...A stupid bitch..."...Read Full Lyrics

ASH"Now it's time to die, you old hag!"EVIL LINDA"You found me beautiful once."ASH"Honey, you got real ugly."I'm not a killer,I'm an S-Mart employee.And to kill a coworkerIs agains...Read Full Lyrics

EVIL CHERYLI'll get you Ash. I'm like a literal Hulk Hogan. I'll get you brother.ASHShut up.EVIL CHERYLWe're like that Columbia House ten CD's for a penny club. Sooner or later you...Read Full Lyrics

EVIL EDI'm that guy you see in every horror flick.You may not remember me, I come and go too quick.You wouldn't know my name, I hardly ever speak a line.If the hero kills a hundred...Read Full Lyrics