J. C. Cohen Lyrics

It's a most unusual play Feel like throwing my tickets away, 'Cause the boy gets the boy And the girl gets the girl And it's way too far off Broadway It's a most unusual plot Whic...Read Full Lyrics

This is the start of the large dark aardvark song (Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from the z...Read Full Lyrics

That old back scratcher has me in its spell, That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell Your plastic fingers up and down my spine, The same old itchcraft when your touch meets m...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a book I was loaned. It's really terrific and quite scientific And I'm half stoned. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, But co...Read Full Lyrics

Once I had a secret code, Where A was be , and bewas G. G was K, and K was J; And J was M, and M was P. V was X, and X was V, And you was I, and I was U. 87 stood for Z, And 2 for...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that what's meant is, It really doesn't hurt. This is Miss Klinger, you've met her finger. So op...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, here's a song, An average song. It's not too short, It's not too long. It's not too high, It's not too low, It's not too fast, It's not too slow. It's not too old, It's not t...Read Full Lyrics

ding dongfunky lil' songeverything's upnothing's downeverything is so rightnothing could be wrongnow that we gotour funky lil' songbad vibrations are all aroundwhen your house is u...Read Full Lyrics

Well she's walking through the clouds With a circus mind that's running 'round. Butterflies and zebras, fairy tales, That's all she ever thinks about. When I'm sad she comes to me ...Read Full Lyrics

If your ever to leave meHow could I breatheHow could I even go onIf you're not here beside meThen what good would my life beThis life won't mean a thing if you're not aroundAnd don...Read Full Lyrics