"Mark" The Cubby Chaser/Newport Sweater Fat Lyrics

Why? Don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? Don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make...Read Full Lyrics

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid ...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a fanzine So I should know Everything bout every band I turned punk 2 years ago I tell my subjects I'm D. I. Y. I'll your band a sellout & I'll tell convienient lies I've ...Read Full Lyrics

Ah, there's gonna be a killing A killing, killing, killing Drugs are not for healing That guy just ate meat, a-wow! There's gonna be a beating A beating, beating, beating The kids...Read Full Lyrics

(chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick She makes me really sick When she's dancing in the pit yea My girl friend she makes me really Makes me really sick When she's danci...Read Full Lyrics

I came home real late one friday night I thought I was going to die My head was still pounding from the night before We took some fry Just before I laid down to go to sleep I hear...Read Full Lyrics

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There li...Read Full Lyrics

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Oh I wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms Yea Some wars are not worth the fight But that was 30 years before ...Read Full Lyrics

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chanc...Read Full Lyrics