Jeff Quits Lyrics

?: Smurf mee!?: Smurf meee!?: MetzJeff: Right Howard?Howard: Right Jeff, we're going for the money, all the way...Read Full Lyrics

[Kensington Palace Hotel1st script reading of "200 Motels"January 18, 1971]Mark: Howard, he's right! Ha ha ha!Howard: I know he is, you might as well admit it too, SimmonsJeff: Alr...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: If you're not a professional actor, the easiest thing for you to do, when you only have a week to make a movie is just to be yourself on the screen, so the lines that the peopl...Read Full Lyrics

[Kensington Palace Hotel1st script reading of "200 Motels"January 18, 1971]Howard: It's him, he's watching us!Mark: You think he heard us?Ian: I've been in the band for years, and ...Read Full Lyrics

[Kensington Palace Hotel1st script reading of "200 Motels"January 18, 1971]Mark: It's a good thing we get paid to do this. I could be in L.A., getting reamed, listening to an Elton...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: The Sanzini Brothers!Howard: The Sanzini Brothers!Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight by special request, we're going to repeat a trick that we performed last night. We hope ...Read Full Lyrics

Howard: This fucking guy is flipped out, man! I'll be locked up!?: Who, me . . . ?Yeah, you too!?: It was anti-semitic of me to bring it up?: Why, you don't like Jews, man??: Let m...Read Full Lyrics

Howard: We gotta do two shows tonight?Dick: Yeah, I hope you don't use up your vital . . . statisticsHoward: I'm doomed. Two shows, man . . .Dick: Never two shows important, I mean...Read Full Lyrics

Howard: I think the big problem, Ian, is that it sort of gotta go "HOO-HAA!" as you do it. HOO-WAAARGH!Ian: You're gonna be the king, the spew king, really?: Disintegrated in two s...Read Full Lyrics

Jeff: Let me tell you right now, man, you got your armies, you got your rock bands. You try and turn a rock band into an army, this is what you get...Read Full Lyrics