I broke into the bank on Sunday,You should see the money I got.I couldn't drag it home 'til Monday,'Cause it sure weighed an awful lot.Then I sat down to count it,And much to my su...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
A ninety mile runIn the Florida sunCan be a sticky situationWith thirteen tons of ice cream barsAnd no refrigeration.Well, I was loaded and lockedAt the Tampa docks.Miami was my de...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
They're buildin' the gallows outside my cell.
I got twenty-five minutes to go.
And in twenty-five minutes I'll be in Hell.
I got twenty-four minutes to go.
Well, they give me som...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
She was dancin' when I seen her, in a Mexican cantinaIn a neighborhood they call "La Zona Roja".She had a child's smile, but she told me in a whileIt would take a lot of gold to ge...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Alimoney, alimoneyI work till my fingers are bloody and boneyMe, oh my, oh, goodness sake,I'm payin' for my mistakeShe calls it alimoney, alimoneyYeah, you single men may think it'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Lay downLet's explore this tenderness between usThere ain't no one around at all to see usAnd baby would you mindIf maybe you and ITook a little time to find each other?Baby , We g...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Now, listen to me, folks...Hear what I say.You got to eat oysters everydayThey'll put your love life back on trackThey're nature's own aphrodisiac.Ohh, ohhh... yes it's trueWhat a ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Underneath the A-V-O-C-A-D-O T-R-E-E,There's lots of little avocados green as they can be,And if I had my way, my dear, it's here I'd always be,Underneath the A-V-O-C-A-D-O T-R-E-E...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I opened the gates up.Hey, Screw... Did you miss me?Jimmy, I see that you found a new friendWarden, come down here and kiss me helloCuz I'm back home in Huntsville again.This suit ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
The morning sun touched lightly onThe eyes of Lucy JordanIn her white suburban bedroomIn a white suburban town,As she lay there 'neath the covers,Dreaming of a thousand lovers,Till...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein