Jerry Springer Lyrics

[telephone dialing] Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Hi This is Al But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al" "Weird Al" ...Read Full Lyrics

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning dna Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me... This has been o...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] Tuesday morning, 8: 15 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express Seemed like any other day Then my whole world changed In a way I never could have guessed Cause s...Read Full Lyrics

It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all abo...Read Full Lyrics

What's the matter with the songs he's singin' Can't you tell that they're pretty lame After listenin' to a couple albums Well, they all start to sound the same So he tried to chan...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of hold me now by the thompson twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze. Look at my crust now, See what...Read Full Lyrics

Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, "What the hey?" So I journeyed to her crib And I let myself inside That chick was ...Read Full Lyrics

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many f...Read Full Lyrics

I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink 'Cau...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now [wheezes] I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut...Read Full Lyrics