I'm So Sick Of You Lyrics

I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink 'Cau...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now [wheezes] I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do I won't swim in your jacuzzi You can't make me settle down I'd rather kick and...Read Full Lyrics

If I could make love to a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do I'd search the world over to find one That had the exact same circumference as you...Read Full Lyrics

When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh yeah Oh I'm your shelter from the storm You'll know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack I never get out my leaf blower wh...Read Full Lyrics

I Want A New Duck Woh oh I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole in my socks One that won't quack all night I want a new duck One with big webbed...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it strange Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan) Born to be a carbon copy m...Read Full Lyrics

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of feel like makin love by bad company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin Feelin queer. And then I feel like I feel like ...Read Full Lyrics