Jingle Bells Lyrics

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber ...Read Full Lyrics

He likes to set up colored people. He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag. Waits at the ...Read Full Lyrics

BOB RIVERS - O COME ALL YE GRATEFUL DEADHEADS O come, all ye Grateful, Deadheads to the concert. O come, Grateful Deadheads, And camp in the street. Bring rolling papers, Don't for...Read Full Lyrics

Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of money mon mon mon Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of Money mon mon mon mon We got to find a pokemon Before it's Christmas Eve The kids must have a Pikachu It's...Read Full Lyrics

Police stop my car Police stop my car The police made me stop Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up Police stop my car Police stop my car The police made me stop Walk...Read Full Lyrics

O. J., O. J. O. J., I think you did it. But I wanna know for sure. You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night? Ya wanna know ...Read Full Lyrics

(Can't Touch This - MC Hammer) You shouldn't touch this You better not touch it hu-hu Gonna' touch it anyway Cuz' it feels good ha-ha My name is Pee-Wee Herman And I really want ...Read Full Lyrics

Station Mir to ground control... Station Mir to anyone... Send a rescue ship and bring our asses home. Station Mir to ground control... Systems broke down, engines gone... End this...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through. Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me b...Read Full Lyrics

Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go, Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chic...Read Full Lyrics