Read It In The Tabloids Lyrics

Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go, Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chic...Read Full Lyrics

Shoppin' around for a Christmas tree At the grocery parking lot Every thing over 4 foot 3 Is 'bout hundred bucks a pop Schlepin' around for a Christmas tree And I still haven't fou...Read Full Lyrics

(Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line goes out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow watch the s...Read Full Lyrics

The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, By...Read Full Lyrics

There's somethin' stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is But it's been there all night long Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came and it do...Read Full Lyrics

If you look up in the sky On the night before Christmas There's a big fat guy with a Toy sack Toy sack yeah yeah It's squeezing down through your fireplace Christmas Day A million ...Read Full Lyrics

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, Her silk pantyhose. Walking 'round in women's underwear. In the store, there's a ...Read Full Lyrics

We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We're not happy you're here You drive everybody crazy You're hopelessly fat...Read Full Lyrics

If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... If He looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yea...Read Full Lyrics

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong. Roa...Read Full Lyrics