Jingle Hells Bells Lyrics

Was he a saint? Was he a worm? She's telling lies... That's what I heard. Nbc's pissed He's bringing them down. His cannibal kiss Is all over town. In his room at night, Marv bites...Read Full Lyrics

-Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please? -Oh yes. I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in vir...Read Full Lyrics

Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon virgin, mother and child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace Silent...Read Full Lyrics

[Bob Rivers:] Yo, yo [Girl as Dina Rae:] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to east L A [Bob Rivers as Eminem:] Is this a whit...Read Full Lyrics

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber ...Read Full Lyrics

He likes to set up colored people. He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag. Waits at the ...Read Full Lyrics

BOB RIVERS - O COME ALL YE GRATEFUL DEADHEADS O come, all ye Grateful, Deadheads to the concert. O come, Grateful Deadheads, And camp in the street. Bring rolling papers, Don't for...Read Full Lyrics

Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of money mon mon mon Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of Money mon mon mon mon We got to find a pokemon Before it's Christmas Eve The kids must have a Pikachu It's...Read Full Lyrics

Police stop my car Police stop my car The police made me stop Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up Police stop my car Police stop my car The police made me stop Walk...Read Full Lyrics

O. J., O. J. O. J., I think you did it. But I wanna know for sure. You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night? Ya wanna know ...Read Full Lyrics