Jockey Song Lyrics

When you get a penny from a chum Don't just buy some bubble gum Put it in your cap! Put it in your cap! If you see a nickel in the snow Don't just blow it on a picture show Put it ...Read Full Lyrics

Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids, You've had your fun now we've had our fill. Yeah, You're only here cuz Marge forgot her pill. Kids, you're all just scadalizing, vandaliz...Read Full Lyrics

Burns: Smithers. Smithers: Hm? Burns: Turn on the surveillance monitors. Smithers: Yes sir! Burns: Hm. It's worse than I thought. Burns: Each morning at nine, They trickle through...Read Full Lyrics

Max Power, that's the man who's name you'd love to touch, but you musn't touch! That name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you musn't fear. 'Cause that name could be s...Read Full Lyrics

Doctors threw a party at the looney bin, Gtta be crazy if you wanna get in, Napolean is playing his imaginary sax, The dance foor is filling up with maniacs Lets rock, do the ment...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa: I've got a bratty brother, Who bugs me every day. This morning my old mother, Gave my last cupcake away. My dad he acts like, Like he belongs in the zoo. I'm the saddest ki...Read Full Lyrics

Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders, Everyone else loves Ned Flanders! Spoken Homer: Not me! Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! Spoken Ned: knock that off you two it's...Read Full Lyrics

(sung to tune of "O Christmas Tree") O Cannibals O Cannibals What shall you eat for Christmas O Cannibals O Cannibals What shall you eat for Christmas Dear Auntie stuffed would be...Read Full Lyrics

Long before the Superdome Where the Saints of football play... Lived a city that the damned call home Hear their hellish rondelet... New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks and whores...Read Full Lyrics

I am just a paper-boy No romance do I seek I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week Will this bewitching floozy, Seduce this humble newsy, Oh what's a paperboy to.... ...Read Full Lyrics