John Lennon Lyrics

I'm feeling pretty boredThere's nobody homeHey, I think I'll play in the bathroomI'll play with my toys in the bathroomHey, look, the medicine cabinet's openWhat's this, hey, it's ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey CharlieWhat happened last night?Fall asleep underneath a lawnmower?Charlie got a haircutCharlie got a haircutShut up!Charlie got a haircutShut up!Charlie got a haircutShut up!S...Read Full Lyrics

I never cared, but I worrySeems like you're in a hurryWait a minute, what's the story?Why is it my vision's blurry?My head's on fireMy head's on fireMy head's on fireMy head's on f...Read Full Lyrics

FishI like to eat fishMackerel, trout, halibutAnd sometimes even salmonBut my favorite kind of fish of allIs sardinesSardines on sandwich bread with mayonaisseMmm, good, nummy-numm...Read Full Lyrics

Once upona time there was a guy named JoeAnd Joe hated his jobHe woke up in the morning, he was late for workJoe hated his jobHe went out to the car to start itHis tires were flat ...Read Full Lyrics

First, there's lots of kids in my familyThere's my sister JanMy sister Jan is a ballet dancerShe takes ballet lessons and she's really goodI've seen her dance, she dances really go...Read Full Lyrics

Went to the grocery storeWith my mom the other dayWe bought some milkIt had pictures of abducted childrenMy picture was on the milk carton with all the rest of themWhy was my pictu...Read Full Lyrics

Pull off its headPull off its headSee what's insideYour sister's not aroundPull off its headPull off its headMaybe there's some brains insidePull off i's headYou won't get in troub...Read Full Lyrics

Mom and daddy have a new babyMom and daddy have a new babyThey only pay attention to itThey only pay attention to itNo one pays attention to me anymoreNo one pays attention to me I...Read Full Lyrics

Get me a BB gun, nowI want a BB gun and a glass eyeMarshall's got one, I want oneWe shoot squirrels in his backyardAnd we shoot his brother LukeAnd now he's got a glass eyeYeah!I w...Read Full Lyrics