Mr. Knowitall Lyrics

Hello Mr. Krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are about your team might move away Now, me I'm sentimental But I'm not one to cry Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise t...Read Full Lyrics

Mrs. Blaileen - she was a sixth grade teacher And she controlled the children By using humiliation. The target always seemed to be Donny. He was a bit slower than the others. When ...Read Full Lyrics

My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy Let me tell you why He's the epitome of neighbourly My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy Let me tell y'all why He drips personality My friend...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis My name is mud and it's always been Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen I dress in blue-...Read Full Lyrics

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't Quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me...Read Full Lyrics

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene. He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a. He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd. He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a. But late ...Read Full Lyrics

Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got another Puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dee If you are wise You'll listen to me What do you get From a glut of TV? A pain i...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got a perfect Puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dee If you are wise You'll listen to me What do you get When you guzzle ...Read Full Lyrics

Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got another Puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dee If you are wise You'll listen to me Who do you blame When your kid is a brat? P...Read Full Lyrics

Sgt Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher He's a dutifu...Read Full Lyrics