Jolly Good Lyrics

Love you turning all my pages Love you wearing my robes Wide awake in cold England After the door is closed Fine to learn another language Fine to spin a white thread Who’s a ga...Read Full Lyrics

Jessica Simpson, where has your love gone, it's not in your music, no. You need a vacation, to wake up the cavemen and take them to Mexico. Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it ...Read Full Lyrics

Losing on a Tuesday filled with purposeful disasters Tell her I'm losing on a Tuesday afternoon Anger steers me clear of every instinct for eloping Someone should mention that I wo...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I'm going with Darlene in a tragical part of the night, But I wish she would bring me a place of morning spectacular life, Make it last just a few, brother's knew, brother's lov...Read Full Lyrics

Verse: In a land made of string Where the hills are balls of twine And the doctor knits the sun Down in a baseball diamond mine And the mozzarella sweaters Get sewn to the tits Wh...Read Full Lyrics

There's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs Just tell her you love her as she's crawlin' away. There's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith. Now you'll never be sad agai...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes Ted with his best friend Fred Coming up the avenue Here comes Mike and you look just like him Up and down the avenue Those guys stay up on the party line They make you ...Read Full Lyrics

All the women in the factory When their faces blow a fuse it's a miracle I have to feed them facts to be alone Magnifico! Oh, fellas and umbrellas in the middle of the night What y...Read Full Lyrics

I had to pay the toll Cut loose on an uptown stroll How do ya need me so much? No amount of love can satisfy you I had to cut the cheese I'm out of luck so I thank you, please How...Read Full Lyrics

There are men in shades, just standing around. These bleeding stars, the paradox. Let the eyes of god be our guide to find a gentle path. There's a broken record playing a tune. T...Read Full Lyrics