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An ant crawls at a rate of one foot per minute on a rubber band The band is one yard long and stretched at a rate of one yard per minute If the ant begins at one end of the band Wi...Read Full Lyrics

Jeff I’m sad, hurt bad Fell from a tree and skinned my knee The other kids made fun and it made me mad But it doesn’t matter to my monkey It doesn’t matter, he still w...Read Full Lyrics

I got a call from a dear old friend He's the kind of friend you can depend on The kind of friend you can depend on til the end The kind of friend who'll say, "can you lend me A dol...Read Full Lyrics

I hung up the telephone and turned on the television After you told me we were through In a little while I'll think about the things that you said But right now I've other things t...Read Full Lyrics

There was a boy who knew He could be anything that he wanted to. Everybody told him he had a singular destiny. Everybody said he'd go far-- Everybody said he'd be a star. They said...Read Full Lyrics

Stop talking about comic books or I'll kill you. I don't care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel. I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate Whether Logan's cla...Read Full Lyrics

You take your shoes off but your feet don't smell You called this meeting but you wouldn't tell Now I can see you're gonna give me hell I am the cheese and you're the farmer in the...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: We were doing Mok 1 in the Ookla-mobile Luis: And Rand was at the wheel Rand: With gear and clothes and Adam Crammed against the windshield A: We were gonna filk until the br...Read Full Lyrics

I got bitten by a radioactive bug I tried an experimental drug I went out for a stroll on a gamma testing range I found an enchanted Uru cane I made a serum that made me small I mo...Read Full Lyrics

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very very early It was 2: 37 in the afternoon I turned off my alarm clock and I stumbled over several Pizza boxes and my girlfriend on the ...Read Full Lyrics