Karpet King Lyrics

She's wearing kid gloves Will handle me carefully Cause I've got a history, cracked up and fragile And bound to break easy And if she could talk to me What good would it do me It'...Read Full Lyrics

Seems the further from town I go The more I hate this place He's got leather and big tattoos And big scars all over his face And I wonder if he ever has cried Cause he couldn't ge...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting in traffic on the Tappan Zee Fifty million people out in front of me Trying to cross the water but it just might be a while Rain's coming down I can't see a thing Radio's b...Read Full Lyrics

Have you seen that girl With the strange look on her face? She's a pretty little thing but she's lost Lost in space She's in another world Yeah she's off in adistant place She's a...Read Full Lyrics

I pick her up outside the station She's telling me about her spring vacation She's not leaving much to the imagination She's giving me way too much information Maureen You don't k...Read Full Lyrics

He was killed by a cellular phone explosion They scattered his ashes across the ocean The water was used to make baby lotion The wheels of promotion were set into motion [Chorus:]...Read Full Lyrics

Two men sit in the corner of a diner Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to The waitress says to stop, he says sorry...Read Full Lyrics

Is that supposed to be your poker face Or was someone run over by a train And you were minding your own business But you're begging for forgiveness just the same And it's running ...Read Full Lyrics

Roq critic Kent Tucke believes that we're in the midst of a new creative flowering of Pop-Roq Catchy guitar based music He's leading off with fountains of wayne Hip-Hop, Country...Read Full Lyrics

I've got everything I need Here on the Planet of Weed There's not much going on But it's just my speed There's no hatred and no greed Here on the Planet of Weed Everyone gets along...Read Full Lyrics