Keith's A Thief Lyrics

Ridin' along in my automobile My baby beside me at the wheel I stole A kiss at the turn of A mile My curiosity runnin' wild Crusin' N' playin' the radio O O With no particular plac...Read Full Lyrics

One more, one more, one more, one more: * Megabyte maniac Fiddle with the mouse like a junky * I need me-me-memory He's a brat, he's a boor, with a word processor Don't disturb on ...Read Full Lyrics

-"I think I'll ring, Kendra. Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra please?" -"Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to speak to him?" -"Ah! I cann...Read Full Lyrics

We had to book a holiday, But we were sick o'Whitley bay We fancied the Mediterranean. All the vacancies had gone, That's all the vacancies but one A Vacancy for which we didn't pl...Read Full Lyrics

Oh sittin in the Taxi rank in Park Lane In comes a trendy geazer with no brain, And staring at a punk who was a good mate, I said lets make a move but it was too late Chorus: Up go...Read Full Lyrics

Stoker is a boy in blue And he must be the worst He's a copper! Stoker someday he'll get you But you won't be the first He's a copper He's a police constable That makes us feel unc...Read Full Lyrics

I felt like a snack in the middle of the night I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee A crash beyond the kitchen door Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee ...Read Full Lyrics

There was Davey, there was Davey, There was Davey, Happy Davey His girlfriend's gone, his girlfriend's gone away, ay ay ay ay... All he wants is a room with the stars looking down ...Read Full Lyrics

The Gas supply has been cut off, the tele's on the blink Billy stinks, he drinks & spews up in the kitchen sink He's sick of his bleedin' life, & he's gonna smack the wife in the j...Read Full Lyrics

There's a little bear on the loose * He's a lot of fun Children everywhere are gonna love him a lot He's their #1 * Told them about the things that he's done And he's going to shar...Read Full Lyrics