Poor Davey Lyrics

The Gas supply has been cut off, the tele's on the blink Billy stinks, he drinks & spews up in the kitchen sink He's sick of his bleedin' life, & he's gonna smack the wife in the j...Read Full Lyrics

There's a little bear on the loose * He's a lot of fun Children everywhere are gonna love him a lot He's their #1 * Told them about the things that he's done And he's going to shar...Read Full Lyrics

[Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me... No Chance] She was at a party I was stuck at home I was not invited so she went on her own I will ...Read Full Lyrics

Remember rita when, she was she was contented And in the kabin all was calm Remember rita when, she was she was contented And nowt could beat her then, apart, apart, apart, apart f...Read Full Lyrics

Peter's moanin' groanin' moanin', he can't pay his rent But we've all seen Peter's bank statement He says he's broke, he must be joking, he's doin' fine It's no secret, pete's A lu...Read Full Lyrics

La, la, la, la, la She's so 20th century, she's so 1970's She know the right things to say, she got the right clothes to wear Cause she's a modern girl, oh yeah A modern girl, g...Read Full Lyrics

She looks so grand a one night stand maybe I took my chance I said "let's dance baby" How was he to know, she would never let him go Back at my place, in an embrace, we were And st...Read Full Lyrics

Billy's confused he's been abused, Billy's bemused with Barbara, She went with Billy but he's so silly She's finished with him now. All the wedding plans have gone down the drain W...Read Full Lyrics

I was getting dressed late one night Along came a spider and I got a fright Oh I could not squash it flat No matter how I tried, And when it looked me in the eye I ran away to hide...Read Full Lyrics

Rant n' rave, don't give a toss, show the snobs next who's boss Turn the volume to size ten, they 'll never speak to you again Sod the Sod the Sod the Sod the Sod the Sod the [Cho...Read Full Lyrics