Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts Lyrics

Mrs. Catto gets up at eight When she hears her budgie She puts her glasses on her face So she can see her budgie She reads the horoscopes out loud She reads them to her budgie She...Read Full Lyrics

Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law But Malcolm's got his...Read Full Lyrics

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed D...Read Full Lyrics

Me work hard 5 days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite chair Wearing only underwear F...Read Full Lyrics

Last night when I went to bed With tangled hair upon my head In every way I really was a kid It happened without warning When I woke up in the morning I can't tell you just what ha...Read Full Lyrics

This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till Spring! No payments in Spring! No payments in Summer! No payments ever! When? This week! This week only! We pay the gst! ...Read Full Lyrics

Our love is like a new car smell Sooner or later it all goes to hell Somebody farts or spills some taco bell Our love is like a new car smell Our love is like a barbeque ignition Y...Read Full Lyrics

I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money I'm having a lousy day I burned my toast and spilled my c...Read Full Lyrics

Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that makes me want to say hooray I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep Into my brain reality seeps Look all around me, can'...Read Full Lyrics

Well my baby came at me with a 2x4 So I fought her off with sandpaper It was 60 grit, it was really rough And it made a lot of sawdust But we patched things up with love and glue W...Read Full Lyrics