[Verse 1:]
One time I was in the checkout line
Behind Steven Seagal
Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill
Was in the very next bathroom stall
My best friend's brother
Well, he was an...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the s***, and the crack ho
Three days since ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[telephone dialing]
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Hi
This is Al
But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al"
"Weird Al" ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning dna
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me... This has been o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
Tuesday morning, 8: 15
I was riding to work on the
Jackson Park Express
Seemed like any other day
Then my whole world changed
In a way I never could have guessed
Cause s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all abo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
What's the matter with the songs he's singin'
Can't you tell that they're pretty lame
After listenin' to a couple albums
Well, they all start to sound the same
So he tried to chan...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[parody of hold me now by the thompson twins]
I had a pizza,
Covered with cheese.
I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,
Stuck it back in the freeze.
Look at my crust now,
See what...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Met this fine young thing
At the local Circle K
We made a date for a half past eight
And I said, "What the hey?"
So I journeyed to her crib
And I let myself inside
That chick was ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic