Laundromat Song Lyrics

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat (all right, whoo!) My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my...Read Full Lyrics

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane I don't want to be...Read Full Lyrics

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those "ologies" But I believe in swordfish (he believes in swordfish!) I believe in Happy...Read Full Lyrics

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and crude Oh, they tried to make me a good little worm They're sticking downers in my food Fucked-up world We're all veterans of a fuck...Read Full Lyrics

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church T'ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross I...Read Full Lyrics

(One, two, three huh!) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids...Read Full Lyrics

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty Well, that's pretty...Read Full Lyrics

(This is a gorilla girl) Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine, great knowledge c...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Jack, what's happenin'? I don't know Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore What...Read Full Lyrics