Little Green Apples Lyrics

Folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a red-hot hoochie coocher She was the roughest toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale Hodehodehodeho (Hode...Read Full Lyrics

I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'll be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain I'd unra...Read Full Lyrics

I come from a land of kebabs and curries Second helpings, no worries Pile the carbs upon the plate Then one day, it's too late No breakfast, no luncheon Just carpet I'm munching A...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I could tell youPlease try and understand'bout the ship left unmanned out at seaThe laughter there is canned'cause the jokes are secondhandGod forbid I didn't blend this mutiny...Read Full Lyrics

Some people say a man is made outta mudA poor man's made outta muscle an' bloodMuscle an' blood an' skin an' bonesA mind that's weak and a back that's strongYou loaded sixteen tons...Read Full Lyrics

Just like the night before Pompeii blowsNobody really knows where my Rose Marie goesMy friends all think I'm mad andshe makes my dad sadAnd he married my mother soI'll be imagining...Read Full Lyrics

Just like we told yaOur love is better than their loveWe could make you famousWhy don't you come and join us?You don't need anyone to knowThat you existYou don't want anyone to kno...Read Full Lyrics

Dingy glassesCan’t see past thisGod damn my eyesGets so bad some nightsCan't sight to stop words coming out so ugly and unsanded that the hint gets handed downoh you’re so funn...Read Full Lyrics

We live in trailers and apartments too From California to Kalamazoo Grow up get married and when that one ends We hate sleeping alone so we get married again Don't wanna be buried...Read Full Lyrics

Who'd-a guessed that Aquanette Could start a fire with a single cigarette She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned Just sick and tired of wonderin' when he was coming home So she drove ...Read Full Lyrics