Little Johnny Lyrics

So far out I'm floating I'm feeling so far away from you, my darling Pacing around the house Waiting for you to call As if it would be enough to make me happy Just for a ...Read Full Lyrics

As I stepped Into the living room I took a chair Down by the phone I picked it up And dialed your number But then set it down I knew it was too late I can’t sleep Wh...Read Full Lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4… By the fire on my lips Hot candle wax drips I perspire Late Afternoon Desire Though you’re so pretty I feel sad for all the chances I’ve had To lend ...Read Full Lyrics

This wine is good - I think I’ll drink it all Hand me over to the authorities I’m in Hell, stuck here thinking I don’t know what to make of all of this If I could sleep...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Bikini Babes Magazine I'm picking up the latest copy I can't wait to see every girl On the pages of the book Oh, Bikini Babes Magazine I'm picking up the latest copy I ...Read Full Lyrics

What’s with these dumb dorks dissing my bike? Why do they gotta suck? What did we ever do to these dorks That made them so violent? Woo-hoo, but I have jawbreakers Woo-hoo...Read Full Lyrics

You can’t handle the bike You can’t handle the bike The bike is coming for you I am coming for you Get ready to die The dorks start to run This feels like the hunt [...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Always keep some jawbreakers in your garage Just for the little ones And always keep your bike in your garage Just for the little ones [Verse 1] In case Jimmy comes...Read Full Lyrics

Plank I miss your Oakwood shaft Makes me want to Take you back I wish you were with me Me, and not Johnny I wish you were with me Me, and not johnny Your open eyes And...Read Full Lyrics

Needles Needles (needles) Needles (aagh) I had to get a shot today It was the worst I ever had (needles) Needles Needles He'll have Ed's try to punch them in the face ...Read Full Lyrics