Little Pony And The Great Big Horse Lyrics

He kept a loaded gun in the closet And another one in the dresser drawer Just in case the one in the closet Didn't make a big enough hole She had his breakfast ready every morni...Read Full Lyrics

(Cooley / Cooley, Hicks, Hood, Malone, Neff) Coming home with a bottle, trying not to break the seal. This Friday evening traffic's about enough to break a man's will. And I can't...Read Full Lyrics

6x9 and counting down in one after the other They’ll go running up and down the road, angry as their mothers Over senseless acts of selfishness on made up English oceans And made...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want to go to dinner with Margo and Harold I don't like the way he looks at you, and the way she looks at me Way they look at each other, like we're just part of some priva...Read Full Lyrics

Well, my daddy didn抰 pull out, but he never apologized Rock and Roll means well, but it can抰 help tellinyoung boys lies. A baby on the way抯 a good enough reason to get you ou...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a sinister elf, With a sinister plan, Santa's little helper, With too much time on my hands, He's got a fine lookin' wife, For such an old man, I can see her lookin' at m...Read Full Lyrics

I live down in Alabama where the river so muddy got to watch where you step. Figurin' out things by the Railroad Bridge and a cousin or two want to give me just a little help. Dam...Read Full Lyrics

Jupiter mules kickin' out all the stops Newfangled dogs danglin' stars from her eyelids She can't read between the lies anymore Lord, help her rise just one more time if you can. S...Read Full Lyrics

Me and my Annette, we was as fond as we could be We was set to marry in October '33 I set my sights to courtin' her, as fine as she could be I never ever noticed her best friend Ma...Read Full Lyrics

My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it Nine bullets in my roommate's gun My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it Gonna find a use for every last one One for the love who chose ...Read Full Lyrics