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To the tune of "that's entertainment." Counting sheep When you're trying to sleep, Being fair When there's something to share, Being neat When you're folding a sheet, That's mathe...Read Full Lyrics

Now, if I may digress momentarily from the main stream of this evenings symposium, I'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless but which is something I picked up during m...Read Full Lyrics

To "there'll be some changes made". You take a function of x and you call it y, Take any x-nought that you care to try, You make a little change and call it delta x, The correspon...Read Full Lyrics

This year we've been celebrating the hundredth anniversary of the civil war and the fiftieth anniversary of the beginning of world war I and the twentieth anniversary of the end of...Read Full Lyrics

One type of song that has come into increasing prominence in recent months is the folk-song of protest. you have to admire people who sing these songs. it takes a certain amount of...Read Full Lyrics

Now I'd like to turn to the folk song, which has become in recent years the particularly fashionable form of idiocy among the self-styled intellectual. We find that people who depl...Read Full Lyrics

Another familiar type of lovesong is the passionate or firy variety, usually in tango tempo, in which the singer exhorts his partner to haunt him and taunt him and, if at all possi...Read Full Lyrics

Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression that he was a deer with a red...Read Full Lyrics

You are no doubt familiar with songs about the old lamplighter and the old umbrella man and the old garbage collector and all these lovable old characters who go around spreading s...Read Full Lyrics

Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in rome, known as vatican ii. Among the things they did in an attempt to make the church more commercial was to intr...Read Full Lyrics