London Underground Lyrics

When you're staying in St. Peter's, in a room that has no heaters, You could think about your life and get upset. You're in shit accomodation, and you can't do cannulation And you'...Read Full Lyrics

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and nag, You go five days without a sh...Read Full Lyrics

A couple of weeks ago now The kids had a big surprise. They turned on the cartoon network And couldn' t believe their eyes. The animals on the cartoons Have left the screens and es...Read Full Lyrics

Here's my long case Behind the curtain. It's Mr Burton. He's 64. He has chest pain, Crushing in nature. It radiates to His arm and jaw. This pains been getting worse since Wednes...Read Full Lyrics

It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor, We pulled and you came back to...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, Thankyou for listening, My name is Adam Kay (and my name is Suman Biswas) This Album is sponcered by smaxo glith klein, who have asked us to say a few words about their new ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when my laptop crashes I can't even press...Read Full Lyrics

Can you see, that's baby's heart beating there on the monitor. And look there are it's little arms and it's little legs. Um, I'm not quite sure what that bit is, no. Your baby's g...Read Full Lyrics

There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten...Read Full Lyrics

Have you lost your way? Livin' in the shadow of the messes that you made And so it goes Everything inside your circle starts to overflow Take a step before you leap Into the colour...Read Full Lyrics