Lonely Christmas Lyrics

Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love Just a good firm grip and a Playtex...Read Full Lyrics

Crawling from the wreckage Walking through the wasteland Searching for a sign of life Another lonely spaceman Jet pack of my back Helmet on my head Laser in my shoulder holster Th...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you swallow a handful of someone else's pills? It will solve all of my problems and cure all your ills Take the little red capsules. .. That relieve your tension Take th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so fucked up! Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink (So fucked up!) We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink (So fucked up...Read Full Lyrics

Don't play football We play Fenders We chop fish in kitchen blenders We're a disgrace to our gender We're the men! Always together night and day It makes our girlfriends think we'...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Party Beach Drag races in the street They haul that toxic waste offshore And they throw it overboard It falls into a sunken hull And spil...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Pop my dick, you son of a bitch! ...Read Full Lyrics

I got a time bomb And it's ready to blow I got a time bomb Just like I told you before You think you'll run away And live to fight another day But what do you think you're running...Read Full Lyrics

Doin' a little drinking at my favorite bar Got so smashed I couldn't drive my car Got the phone and called me a cab Got thrown out, and couldn't pay my tab Nowhere to go, no cash t...Read Full Lyrics

I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me? It turns me on the way They all wear sexy linger...Read Full Lyrics