Love Song Lyrics

There can be no truce Time to cook the goose Time to drop the 'dus' Daughter of Phorcys, with snakes for hair Turnin' me rock hard with your evil glare I pull up to your cav...Read Full Lyrics

Scoot if you can You don't need to walk if you take a stand Scoot is the plan Here is the place and you are the man Scoot for awhile Sit upon the seat grab the handle bars Sc...Read Full Lyrics

Holy shit, never seen anything like this before And it looks like they come from the North Holy fuck, be they demons? Crashing upon our shores Dang, what do we do? Looks lik...Read Full Lyrics

Going to the club, looking very sweet On the prowl tonight for a buttery treat I will tell her 'bout my riches and my job She will be impressed and be about my knob Hey, it's...Read Full Lyrics

Motivation... so hot! Keep me runnin'... so hot! Keep me gunnin'... so hot! Motivation is a fact of life Keepin' it real despite maximum strife Goin' for the sweet and optim...Read Full Lyrics

Why is this useless stick in the drawer? I will not stand for this anymore Did it work when you put it back? Did you leave it here just to get a laugh? Why would they sell th...Read Full Lyrics

Nunchaku... Nunchucks are the weapon that you will need when Enemies simply must be destroyed If you face off with a stubborn opponent These are two sticks that you'll want t...Read Full Lyrics

You know they got a medicine that you'll want to take Every time that you experience an ache They got a pill that'll do you very good Or at least it's possible that it could ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi there I'm the person from the news Triggering you with emotional cues You cannot see that this is all a ruse So let me tell you which side to choose Hey there, here's a gove...Read Full Lyrics

Now... We will explore... The possibilities... For your face I wanna be young forever but I do not like my nose I also do not like my chin, so what do you propose? I'll have t...Read Full Lyrics