Nunchaku Lyrics

You know they got a medicine that you'll want to take Every time that you experience an ache They got a pill that'll do you very good Or at least it's possible that it could ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi there I'm the person from the news Triggering you with emotional cues You cannot see that this is all a ruse So let me tell you which side to choose Hey there, here's a gove...Read Full Lyrics

Now... We will explore... The possibilities... For your face I wanna be young forever but I do not like my nose I also do not like my chin, so what do you propose? I'll have t...Read Full Lyrics

Dum do dee dee da da Dum do dee dee day Just so happens it's good Just so happened it's great We wear the robes of the number eight Good things do not come early Nor do t...Read Full Lyrics

Here cometh the law man, you had best prepare Here cometh the law man, you had best beware Kickin' butt for a livin' the first or second on the scene And if you deal your drug...Read Full Lyrics

Raven... I know what that is It's a fucking raven Bringing you the omen That you've been craving Eyes of Odin, blessed bird On blackened wings he delivers the word Curta...Read Full Lyrics

Rock n roll rebel you might be the devil and you must take a stand Rock n roll rebel you can't be defeated cause you're the frigging man Rock n roll rebel fights for a cause caus...Read Full Lyrics

One day upon my travels I saw a shining mare Perched atop was a sweet rocker With long luxurious hair The man pointed his finger Straight up at the sky He said “bring down ...Read Full Lyrics

Some of these girls are a little bit faster And that's alright Some of these girls are a little bit calmer And that's just fine Some of these girls are a little bit different ...Read Full Lyrics

You may experience sexual frustration And your pants may get tight But raping people in the office Certainly is not alright And if you choose to grope ladies On their rear end...Read Full Lyrics