Lumberjack Song Lyrics

Do what John?Come again do what?Do what John?Do what John?D what?Do what?Do where John?Do where John?Why, what, wiv whom and when?Triffic, really triffic!Pardon?Come again?...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

Something in the way she movesAttracts me like no other loverSomething in the way she woos meI don't want to leave her nowYou know I believe and howSomewhere in her smile she knows...Read Full Lyrics

And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.Hmm....I've got two legsFrom my hips to the groundAnd when I move them they walk aroundAnd when I lift them they cl...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here, what is life all about?Is God really real, or is there some doubt?Well tonight we're going to sort it all out,For tonight it's the Meaning of Life.What's the point...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew,... grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be-- grew up to beA boy called 'Brian'A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms... and legs... and hands... an...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here , what's life all about ?Is God really real , or is there some doubt ?Well tonight we're going to sort it all outFor tonight it's the meaning of lifeWhat's the poin...Read Full Lyrics

Take it away Eric the Orchestra LeaderA-one, two, a-one two three fourHalf a bee, philosophically,Must, ipso facto, half not be.But half the bee has got to beVis a vis, its entity....Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, tooI love to hear you oralizeWhen I'm between your thighsYou blow me awaySit on my face an...Read Full Lyrics