The Meaning of Life Lyrics

Take it away Eric the Orchestra LeaderA-one, two, a-one two three fourHalf a bee, philosophically,Must, ipso facto, half not be.But half the bee has got to beVis a vis, its entity....Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, tooI love to hear you oralizeWhen I'm between your thighsYou blow me awaySit on my face an...Read Full Lyrics

[PROF. JONES:] Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams for the winter plowing. Profes...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all dayHe's a lumberjack and he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all dayI cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go to the lava...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today,In the Middle East, you know?And I'm so worried about the baggage retrievalSystem they've got at Heathrow.I'm so worried about the fashi...Read Full Lyrics

[PROF. JONES:] Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams for the winter plowing. Profes...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,And Mozart don't go shopping no more.You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,And Elgar doesn't answer the door.Schubert and Chopin used to ...Read Full Lyrics