Lumberjack Song Lyrics

"Well the weather for the whole areaWill continue much the same as the past few daysTemperatures seventeen centigrade, that's forty-nine FahrenheitWinds will freshen later tonight ...Read Full Lyrics

Slow motion, slow motionGetting rid of the albatrossSowing the seeds of discontentI know you very well, you are unbearableI've seen you up far too closeGetting rid of the albatross...Read Full Lyrics

I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridgeI've got lots of lovely LireNow the Deutschmark's getting dearerAnd my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn bridgeThere is nothing...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

We're knights of the round tableWe dance whenever we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccableWe dine well here in CamelotWe eat ham and jam and spam a lotWe'...Read Full Lyrics

Immanuel Kant was a real pissantWho was very rarely stableHeidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggarWho could think you under the tableDavid Hume could out-consumeWilhelm Friedrich He...Read Full Lyrics

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stareAnd your machiavellian schemesI know they say that you are very vainAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

We're knights of the round tableWe dance whenever we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccableWe dine well here in CamelotWe eat ham and jam and spam a lotWe'...Read Full Lyrics