Medical Love Song Lyrics

We're knights of the round tableWe dance whenever we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccableWe dine well here in CamelotWe eat ham and jam and spam a lotWe'...Read Full Lyrics

Good MorningMorning, sirWelcome to the National Cheese EmporiumAh, thank you, my good manWhat can I do for you, sir?Well, I was sitting in the public libraryOn Thurmon Street just ...Read Full Lyrics

Immanuel Kant was a real pissantWho was very rarely stableHeidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggarWho could think you under the tableDavid Hume could out-consumeWilhelm Friedrich He...Read Full Lyrics

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,And Mozart don't go shopping no more.You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,And Elgar doesn't answer the door.Schubert and Chopin used to ...Read Full Lyrics

Slow motion, slow motionGetting rid of the albatrossSowing the seeds of discontentI know you very well, you are unbearableI've seen you up far too closeGetting rid of the albatross...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Take it away Eric the Orchestra LeaderA-one, two, a-one two three fourHalf a bee, philosophically,Must, ipso facto, half not be.But half the bee has got to beVis a vis, its entity....Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas in Heaven. All the children sing. It's Christmas in Heaven. Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.It's Christmas in Heaven. The snow falls from the sky, But it's nice ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today,In the Middle East, you know?And I'm so worried about the baggage retrievalSystem they've got at Heathrow.I'm so worried about the fashi...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio.I bet you they won't play this new ng song.It's not that it's or controversialjust that the ng words are awfully strong.You can't...Read Full Lyrics