Man of War Lyrics

Is that your gut?Or the front of a bus?You should be ashamed of yourself.You look like a baloon,'Cos you're so full of lard,It's good for none of our health.You fat bastard, you fa...Read Full Lyrics

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Well, He cried when He was hungry, Did all the things that babies do; He rocked and He napped on His mother's lap, And He wiggled and giggled and cooed. There were the cheers when ...Read Full Lyrics

Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright 'round yon virgin mother and child Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace Away in a manger, no crib for a bed The litt...Read Full Lyrics

Her house was where the family gathered every Christmas eve A feast was set on the table and gifts were placed beneath the tree Everything was picture perfect, Grandpa would laugh ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh what a precious promise, Oh what a gift of love; An angel tells a virgin that She's gonna have a son. And though it's a precious promise, She wonders how can this be; What will ...Read Full Lyrics

Down the pub, Saturday nightDrink 50 pints, give someone a fight.I'm like you, I'm feeling ill,Here come the carrots, I'm gonna be sick.~bleurgh~...Read Full Lyrics

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I got wings, I got arms, I got shrinksI got bombs, I got guns, I got brainsSo there's no point in your warbirdShe's no point in denyingI got guns, I got bombs, I got brainsAnd I wo...Read Full Lyrics