Martyr Of My Pain Lyrics

Roll Jordan Roll, roll Jordan, roll I want to go to heaven when I die To hear Jordan roll (roll, roll, roll) 2x Now brother, you ought to been there Yes, my Lord A sitting in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome To The Bottom Of My Pants Eat My asshole Shitting Out A Turkey Leg In France Heres 5 Dollars I'm A Nasty Dirty Little s*** Hey I Hear Ya We're All Bleeding Here's A Bagel ...Read Full Lyrics

My Pants Is Tight And My Balls Is Long My O Is Itchin From This Camel Hair Thong My Legs Is Sweaty And My Mind Is Too Skip Skiffington Is The Last Angry Jew My Hands Is Hairy And M...Read Full Lyrics

Lets Get In The Van Go To Molly Browns I've Been Saving Money For A Month If They Close It Down We'll Start A Riot Their Damn Atm Charges Ten Dollars Mystical Vaginas Are In My F...Read Full Lyrics

You Thought It Was A Toothbrush But It Was A Flashlight Broke Out All Your Teeth In The Middle Of The Night When I Was A Boy When I Was A Man Supercalaspacteoneunifonican Eating I...Read Full Lyrics

The A Train Never Stops And I Am Headed For Your Hole I'd Be So Lucky If I Could Cream In Your asshole There's So Much shit That We Could Make Each Other Do I'd Rather fuck Your as...Read Full Lyrics

Listen Up motherfucker I Got Something I Need To Say If You don't Use Mammal Sauce You Might As Well Be gay I Feel It Running Through My Viens I Feel It Running Through My Eyes You...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Indignant Erection Why Must You Be So Brash Lets Play Twister With Wesson Oil Amd A Meat Cork For Your Ass Have You Ever Felt A Meat Cork Plunge You Like A Barium Enema Mass In...Read Full Lyrics

Williams Wont You Wait A While Williams Wont You Make Us Smile No Key Will Unlock The Door To An Interdimensional Dumptruck World 40 Fucking Tons Of Thundering Bliss The Tip Of Sou...Read Full Lyrics

Morning comes, the glorious break of dawn! Shadows waning, from the house and the barn! The sun creeps out from behind the distant hills! Paints the sky with gold... A new day is h...Read Full Lyrics