Mastermind Lyrics

Would you like to meet my little friend. Don't try to shake his hand, he's just pretend, His name is Benjamin, thats his name. My momma says, 'your insane.' Boy you really are the ...Read Full Lyrics

Daybreak on the motorway to Damascus A heavenly angel flagged me down and asked for a ride into town For God's sake, on the motorway to Damascus This heavenly angel, wise and pure,...Read Full Lyrics

My lovely horse, running through the field Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind? I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences Polish your...Read Full Lyrics

Take the National Express when your life's in a mess It'll make you smile All human life is here From the feeble old dear to the screaming child From the student who knows that to ...Read Full Lyrics

Through the rubble of the bombed out streets Through the squalor and the poverty Walks a proud Neapolitan girl With a head of thick black curls She doesn't care 'bout right or ...Read Full Lyrics

Norman and Norma got married in Cromer April 1983 It could have been warmer but Norman and Norma Were happy as they’d ever been They flew to Majorca and swam in the water It...Read Full Lyrics

When the last course has been consumed They withdraw to the drawing room, Where the Schubert she plays with style Keeps her friends happy all the while; But the memories are a burd...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Intern chokes on his gooseberry fool Consternation in the typing pool Press the flesh, do the deal Book your place on the hamster wheel See that PowerPoint presentat...Read Full Lyrics

Good morning, Ms Monroe Erm, have you got a mo? There’s something you should know It’s about Billy Bird He left without a word And what is more I’ve heard He had appare...Read Full Lyrics

No matter how I try, I just can't get her out of my mind And I when I sleep I visualize her. I saw her in the pub, I met her later at the nightclub. A mutual friend introduced us ...Read Full Lyrics