Measuring Cups Lyrics

There's a guy I'd like to thank He signs the checks and leaves them blank He's the one He says you don't have to walk a plank The game is rigged, go fig your Slide show tanked, an...Read Full Lyrics

Overprescribed Under the mister We had survived to Turn on the History Channel And ask our esteemed panel Why are we alive? And here's how they replied You're what happens when two...Read Full Lyrics

I got home this morning With the sun right in my eyes And there was no warning Yes, it took me by surprise As it hit me like an act of God Causing my alarm That I had not become a ...Read Full Lyrics

If we can call them friends then we can call them on their telephones And they won't pretend that they're too busy or that they're not alone And if we can call them friends then we...Read Full Lyrics

When I wake up In the morning, Pour the coffee, And I read the paper, And I slowly, And so softly, I do the dishes I feed the fishes Sing a birthday Sing it like it's going to be y...Read Full Lyrics

You remind me of you The way you shot right through and how You broke my window glass, fast It happened so fast I have to confess that I That I was impressed that I Despite all the...Read Full Lyrics