The Naming of Things Lyrics

My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried Swapping your blood with formaldehyde? Monsters? Whisky-plied voices cried fratricide! Jesus don't you know that you could've died (You sh...Read Full Lyrics

Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name Get out your me...Read Full Lyrics

There's a guy I'd like to thank He signs the checks and leaves them blank He's the one He says you don't have to walk a plank The game is rigged, go fig your Slide show tanked, an...Read Full Lyrics

Overprescribed Under the mister We had survived to Turn on the History Channel And ask our esteemed panel Why are we alive? And here's how they replied You're what happens when two...Read Full Lyrics

I got home this morning With the sun right in my eyes And there was no warning Yes, it took me by surprise As it hit me like an act of God Causing my alarm That I had not become a ...Read Full Lyrics

If we can call them friends then we can call them on their telephones And they won't pretend that they're too busy or that they're not alone And if we can call them friends then we...Read Full Lyrics

When I wake up In the morning, Pour the coffee, And I read the paper, And I slowly, And so softly, I do the dishes I feed the fishes Sing a birthday Sing it like it's going to be y...Read Full Lyrics