Meathead Lyrics

1. I wake up in the morning and it's forty below The weatherman tells me it's too cold to snow I look out the window and I know that he's lying My car's out of sight and the snows ...Read Full Lyrics

1. I wake up to A nightmare His armpits in my face It's making gastric noises And stinking up the place His teeth are in the coffee cup On the night stand by my bed There's A smell...Read Full Lyrics

1. You used to take my parking in your rusty chevrolet Wed go out to the palmer dump and watch the bears at play Now the honeymoon is over you don't take me anyplace You just lay t...Read Full Lyrics

Dashing through the snow In my Rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece...Read Full Lyrics

1. Ruthie roll over you're killing me You aint as light as you used to be You're up there having all that fun I'm down here wishing you were done Hurry up ruthie now finish up quic...Read Full Lyrics

Second week of deer camp Da Yoopers (Dr. Demento's 25th anniversery tape) Note: This transcription is dedicated to my uncle and Confirmation sponsor, Mr. Anthony Mazanec, who Was t...Read Full Lyrics

1. The smelt are A running the fevers in the air The smelters are coming with their waders and beer There's toivo and eino in their pickup truck They got alma and martha in case th...Read Full Lyrics

1. All you big city women listen to me I got some super yooper love like you aint never seen I like em short, like em tall, like em huge like em small Skinny, homely, I love em all...Read Full Lyrics

1. I met her at the pine grove One hot night in may She was a blonde haired finnish girl From up in champion way She was short and broad of beam Just like a jackp1ne stump The boys...Read Full Lyrics

1. I met her up in misula she owned her own pulp truck She took me for A ride one night and told me we were stuck She put her arms around me and said I'll keep you warm I was so du...Read Full Lyrics