I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and spam a lo...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

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Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes another oneHere it comes againHere comes another oneWhen will it ever end?I know whatever it isI've not seen one beforeBut here comes another oneAnd here comes a bunch o...Read Full Lyrics

A one, twoA one, two, three, fourHalf a bee, philosophicallyMust, ipso facto, half not beBut half the bee has got to beA vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to be...Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's wh...Read Full Lyrics

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,And Mozart don't go shopping no more.You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,And Elgar doesn't answer the door.Schubert and Chopin used to ...Read Full Lyrics

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