Megameanie Lyrics

Let's write a dodgy TV showCaress our fucking egos(Why not?) We can talk about feelings(Come on) Let's talk about our feelingsCome on, let's talk about our feelingsI don't care if ...Read Full Lyrics

Kudos to you without a doubtYou've done us quite an extra scoutYou took upon a major taskAnd now you're living back in the pastNew life sink into the lightHigh-tech girls and count...Read Full Lyrics

(Say, when's a guy start cheating anyway?Whenever you feel like it, I guess)She said she saw you up a goatLike a frigid china cupExcept you're an ugly muttCan I spend tomorrow drin...Read Full Lyrics

Somebody's got a lot of would-be friendsSomebody's got aSomebody's got aSomebody's got a lot of juice againSomebody's got aSomebody's got aSomebody's got a mouth that pays the rent...Read Full Lyrics

My hair is all blueTug it, tug it, tug it for twoBites of that lady you knewMy eyes are all greenExplain explain explain what you mean when you sayYou raise my profile every dayYou...Read Full Lyrics

There was a turtle by the name of BertAnd Bert the Turtle was very alertWhen nature threatened him he never got hurtHe knew just what to doSometimes Captain A-BombWrites his mum a ...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever I meet a boy, I start asking myself: does he write for me? And I don't know, Mary, I really don't knowI remember 'bout a quarter of a verseThat I wrote inside my headI'd l...Read Full Lyrics

Waistcoat, braces and a cheap smileKeep them in a big pileMake them diePaint those nailsPaint them a big childIndie grown men don't fileDon't catch my eyeYou look like a hairstyleY...Read Full Lyrics

HookerVictimPolitelyRemove the brainsHookerVictimsPolitelyRemove the brainsThen you're strippersThen strangersThen ladies equipped with hand grenadesTurn off yourGameDog dick dogDi...Read Full Lyrics

This one goes out to you so muchAnd all of the self-medicating Bones you like to talk aboutThey'll talk of social stethoscopesAnd the pigments in your eyesThey'll talk of puke-stai...Read Full Lyrics