Military Fairy Lyrics

Oh Lord, please don't burn us.Don't grill or toast Your flock.Don't put us on the barbecueOr simmer us in stock.Don't braise or bake or boil usOr stir-fry us in a wok.Oh, please do...Read Full Lyrics

I want another slice of rhubarb tart.I want another lovely slice.I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie,But rhubarb tart is, oh, so very nice.A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!A what-b...Read Full Lyrics

Today I hear the robin singToday the thrush is on my wingToday who knows what life will bringToday!...Read Full Lyrics

Yum yum di bucketyRum ting phutaow!Ya ni ni yaoooow!Ya di bucketyRum ting phutaow!Yi ni ni yaoooow!...Read Full Lyrics

We love the Yangtse, Yangtse Kiang,Flowing from Yushu down Ching Kiang,Passing through Chung King, Wuhan and Hoo KowThree thousand miles, but it gets there somehow.Oh! Szechuan's t...Read Full Lyrics

Voice Over:And so, Inspector Zatapathique, the forensic expert from the Monaco Murder Squad, sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong.'(hushed, low-toned choir. A very somber mood.)...Read Full Lyrics

He's going to tell! He's going to tell!He's going to tell! He's going to tell!He's going to tell! He's going to tell!He's going to tell! He's going to tell!He's going to tell! He's...Read Full Lyrics

(Rhythm combo starts up out of vision and Sgt. Duckie sings. This is all part of the Policevision Pan-European song contest, of course. Superimposed caption on screen: 'SGT DUCKIE'...Read Full Lyrics

Shopping. We're only happy when we're shopping.We're only happy if we shop until we drop.In search of bargains we will never stop.When God created the universe, He pulled out all t...Read Full Lyrics

Narrator:World War II. The war has reached the sentimental stage. The Germans started spooning at dawn and the British army responded by gazing into their eyes, so the Germans have...Read Full Lyrics